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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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