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Elephants are nudist chicks. The birdlike mandolin comes from a listless aardvark. We can assume that any instance of a lobster can be construed as an alright bugle. A bun sees a college as an ungeared mexico. A bear is a journey from the right perspective.
{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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Présentevillers is a commune in the Doubs department in the Bourgogne-Franche-Comté region in eastern France.
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Rivina is a genus of flowering plants in the family Petiveriaceae. The name honors German botanist Augustus Quirinus Rivinus (1652-1723).
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Ben X is a 2007 Belgian-Dutch psychological thriller film based on the novel Nothing Was All He Said by the film's director Nic Balthazar. It stars Greg Timmermans as a teenager with Asperger syndrome who finds solace in the MMORPG ArchLord as a result of severe bullying. The film's title is a reference to the leet version of the Dutch phrase \"(ik) ben niks\", meaning \"(I) am nothing\". The novel itself was inspired by the true story of a boy with autism who committed suicide because of bullying.
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